Questions
It’s a brand-new year, and I’m late as always. I told myself I’d be up and going by January 8, and now it’s January 21. However, I tend to be late unless I’m coaching clients or in sessions. I’ve tried the “fake out” time when someone gives you a “you need to leave by” and have it be ten minutes earlier than I need to leave, but somehow my body sees past it. Yes, I’m blaming my body, but in all fairness, it’s partially true. A quick hair check, running to grab something you forgot, or changing jackets because of how cold it is outside. That’s the body, right?
In class today, I farted. Normally I wouldn’t mind unless it smelled like rotten eggs, but this was loud.
In class today, I farted. Normally I wouldn’t mind unless it smelled like rotten eggs, but this was loud. LOUD. Everyone knew it was me. The two rows closest to me turned and the teacher stopped. A few people who knew no one thought it was them said, “Wasn’t me.” People laughed. I’m mortified. Help!
My girlfriend is asking for a sexual fetish, and I can’t deliver...
My girlfriend is asking for a sexual fetish, and I can’t deliver. She told me about it when we started dating, and I said it was cool, and I was into it too because I wanted her to go out with me. I thought it wouldn’t be a big deal, but I admit, I’m pretty basic when it comes to that. I like a lot of things but nothing crazy. We’ve been together for a while, and now she’s asking for it. I really can’t do what she wants. How do I get out of it without ending us?